dragonpajamas:

*crushes my emotions with my bare hands* as I was saying,

(via confirmance)

tenderlesbian:

jake-is-sad:

tenderlesbian:

lesbians who make the first move are braver than any US marine

yes because facing rejection is so much scarier than being fucking shot at in the middle of a land you have never been to, and have a high chance of dying. ok

i’m glad you understand

(via onlytwitterpics)

civilwhore:

Me: *makes a small irrelevant mistake*

My Brain, banging pots and pans together: YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUC

Me: *makes huge mistake that will directly affect my future horribly*

My Brain, lounging on a lawn chair with shades on: ….acknowledged

(via civilwhore)

sashayed:

me: okay, that’s enough. i can’t live like this. i gotta change my life. i gotta make moves

the world: ok here is an Opportunity

me:

(via civilwhore)

bumbleshark:

spook-mutt:

bumbleshark:

once these nails dry……bitch..

Hey Chelsea you ever think about that wild bitch from Holes who painted her nails with rattlesnake venom and clawed a motherfucker across the face?

that was a very special moment for my young lesbian ass, thankyou for reminding me

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

bennyslegs:

when your friends are talking about stuff you don’t understand but you still want to be part of the conversation

(via baracknobama)

revealmyselfinvincible:

d1av:

bechdels:

sggxv:

bechdels:

the knowing eye contact women make when men are talking is the purest human connection possible

What the fuck does that even mean?

30 thousand women seem to get it

source: [x]

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

anextrapart:

jugandbettsdetectiveagency:

guys… I don’t know if you know this but… if you wake up early… there’s so many more hours in the day

(via perks-of-being-chinese)